Confused Pet

Confused Pet craved for a bottle of wine that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Confused Pet desperately craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a fairly curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A cucumber being the chosen item.

Confused Pet wanted a tomato to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.

Confused Pet found a vibrator to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

Confused Pet desperately craved for a hat that they would demolish. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the thing that was chosen.

Confused Pet desperately needed a stretchman that they would break. One might say this is an exciting thought, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt it was spectacular. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.