Her Purple Pet

Her Purple Pet craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Her Purple Pet always had with them a bag of flour to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

Her Purple Pet desperately desired a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Her Purple Pet carried a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a sack of potatoes having that done to it

Her Purple Pet needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

Her Purple Pet always carried a sword that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item that was chosen.