Cheerful Pet

Cheerful Pet had a teapot that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Cheerful Pet had a dildo that they would throw. This might appear to be a curious idea, to me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A dildo was the thing that was selected.

Cheerful Pet owned a can of Dr Pepper to sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Cheerful Pet often carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes drop. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

Cheerful Pet desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Cheerful Pet always kept a pint of cider that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.