The Fucking Pet

The Fucking Pet owned a spade that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Fucking Pet searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Pet owned a bag of poop that they sometimes worship. It is a strange proposal, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Fucking Pet always kept a Harry Potter wand to annihilate It was a bizarre action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

The Fucking Pet often carried a rubber chicken that they would often throw. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Pet desperately searched for a bag of poop to insert somewhere. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.