The Stupid Pet

The Stupid Pet searched for a block of cheese to insert somewhere. It is an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is out of this world. A block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Pet needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

The Stupid Pet desperately craved for a mug to try to balance on their head. It is an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Pet desperately craved for a stretchman that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid Pet often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Pet carried a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who feels it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to select.