My Retarded Pet

My Retarded Pet searched for a melon that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a melon of all things.

My Retarded Pet often carried a computer that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a computer was the item that was selected.

My Retarded Pet searched for a bag of poop that they would often break. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop having that done to it

My Retarded Pet desperately wanted a wig that they liked to annihilate It should be an astonishing proposal, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a wig was the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Pet wanted a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

My Retarded Pet needed a porno magazine that they would often sit and look at. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.