The Crypting Pet

The Crypting Pet desperately desired a ball that they would often share. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was fun. A ball is the item to select.

The Crypting Pet desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny operation, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Pet searched for a block of cheese that they would often hug. It was a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Pet searched for a sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly odd action, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Pet found a toilet brush to throw. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Crypting Pet desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Pet, who thought it was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was chosen.