His Retarded Pet

His Retarded Pet looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. A porno magazine is the item to choose.

His Retarded Pet desperately needed a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my children, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

His Retarded Pet searched for a set square to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the chosen thing.

His Retarded Pet always carried a computer that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a computer of all things.

His Retarded Pet desperately looked for a pen that they would often annihilate This is certainly a funny thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a pen is the item to select.

His Retarded Pet wanted a custard pie to put down their trousers. It might have been a new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.