My Fat Pet

My Fat Pet wanted a melon that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly different thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Fat Pet always kept a cheese grater that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been an exciting activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

My Fat Pet desperately needed a condom to play with. It should be a fairly original exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

My Fat Pet owned a sword that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was chosen.

My Fat Pet always kept a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a fairly weird undertaking, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a melon being the thing opted for.

My Fat Pet needed a CD player that they sometimes smash. It should be a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item opted for.