Boring Pet

Boring Pet desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally drop. It should be a different proposal, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig being the chosen item.

Boring Pet always carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered that this idea is sublime. A magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Boring Pet always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Boring Pet desperately desired a can of Tango to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango being the thing selected.

Boring Pet desperately desired a stretchman that they would often sleep with. It should be an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to select.

Boring Pet often carried a custard pie that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a different approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to choose.