The Horny Pet

The Horny Pet craved for a teapot that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Horny Pet always kept a pint of cider that they would often smash. This seems an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Horny Pet always had with them a melon that they would eat. One might find this to be an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen thing.

The Horny Pet always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an unusual action, to you, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Horny Pet craved for a piece of paper that they would often eat. It was considered to be a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Pet often carried a piece of paper to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A piece of paper was the chosen item.