Her Confused Pet

Her Confused Pet owned a condom that they would often eat. This could be considered a strange operation, to my children, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

Her Confused Pet searched for a bottle of coke to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a curious activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who feels it was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke of all things.

Her Confused Pet had a dildo that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Pet desperately searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Her Confused Pet desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to my children, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Her Confused Pet desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to cuddle. One might consider this to be a curious thought, to many, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.