Their Talented Pet

Their Talented Pet wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it

Their Talented Pet needed a little monkey that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems an astonishing activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to choose.

Their Talented Pet carried a bag of flour that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Talented Pet always carried a computer that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Talented Pet desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

Their Talented Pet owned a painting of a melon that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.