The Eccentric Pet

The Eccentric Pet desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric Pet desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. A condom would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Pet always kept a ball to experiment on. It would be a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Pet desperately searched for a pen that they would worship. It was considered to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Pet craved for a sword that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be an original thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Eccentric Pet desperately desired a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.