The Adventurous Pet

The Adventurous Pet desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.

The Adventurous Pet always kept a lava lamp that they would often throw. It would have been a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Adventurous Pet desired a spade that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Pet often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea is spectacular. A lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Pet carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the item opted for.

The Adventurous Pet desired a porno magazine that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.