His Retarded Pet

His Retarded Pet carried a stretchman that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who assumed it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the item opted for.

His Retarded Pet desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Pet desperately craved for a big sponge that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who expected it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

His Retarded Pet craved for a custard pie to cuddle. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Pet desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

His Retarded Pet craved for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.