A Dodgy Pet

A Dodgy Pet always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally hug. It was an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Pet, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a can of coke was the chosen item.

A Dodgy Pet wanted a dildo that they liked to eat. It might have been an astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Pet found a Harry Potter wand to put up their bum. This could be considered a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Pet looked for a spade that they would often put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to choose.

A Dodgy Pet desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to drop. It is a somewhat surprising activity, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

A Dodgy Pet carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.