A Different Pet

A Different Pet always carried a can of Tango to cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

A Different Pet carried a CD player that they would rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player being the item selected.

A Different Pet desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of poop of all things.

A Different Pet desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

A Different Pet craved for a porno magazine to drop. One might find this to be an original thing to do, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

A Different Pet searched for a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing selected.