The Dodgy Pet

The Dodgy Pet always carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally play with. It might be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who felt that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Dodgy Pet found a set of lego that they would break. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Pet desperately searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who thought it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Pet craved for a sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Pet always kept a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was simply life. A custard pie of all things.

The Dodgy Pet desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who had decided it was magnificent. A bottle of beer being the thing selected.