The Eccentric Pet

The Eccentric Pet desperately desired a big sponge that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Pet desperately craved for a CD player that they would often share. One might consider this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Pet desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to throw. It is a fairly new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who feels it would be spectacular. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Pet always carried a can of coke that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Pet looked for a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, epic. A sword was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Pet desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.