A Depressed Pet

A Depressed Pet desperately searched for a melon that they liked to worship. It is an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.

A Depressed Pet looked for a stretchman that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Pet found a piece of paper that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt it would be awe-inspring. A piece of paper was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Pet owned a CD player to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

A Depressed Pet often carried a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Pet, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

A Depressed Pet always kept a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A bat being the thing selected.