Their Lonely Pet

Their Lonely Pet wanted a cup that they would sometimes drop. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a cup would be the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Pet craved for a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. A lava lamp is the item to select.

Their Lonely Pet often carried a dildo that they would drop. One might consider this to be an original activity, to some, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was selected.

Their Lonely Pet desperately looked for a condom that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an exciting exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Pet craved for a custard pie to smash. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was amazing. A custard pie being the chosen thing.

Their Lonely Pet had a CD player that they would hug. It was considered to be a fairly curious action, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who felt that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a CD player was the item that was opted for.