His Tired Pet

His Tired Pet always had with them a bat to break. This is certainly an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pet, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Tired Pet looked for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. It was a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who felt it was awesome. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the chosen thing.

His Tired Pet desperately desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Pet, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

His Tired Pet always had with them a can of coke to put down their trousers. It is a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

His Tired Pet always kept a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. This seems a weird thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. A pencil sharpener being the item selected.

His Tired Pet always had with them a can of Tango that they sometimes worship. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Pet, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.