Their Dodgy Pet

Their Dodgy Pet often carried a bat that they sometimes worship. It would be an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pet, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bat of all things.

Their Dodgy Pet wanted a rubber johnny to play with. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

Their Dodgy Pet always kept a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would have been an original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pet, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Pet craved for a wig to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a curious thought, to most, but not to the Pet, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a wig being the chosen thing.

Their Dodgy Pet wanted a ball that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Pet, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. A ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Pet often carried a cup that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pet, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup having that done to it