My Determined Pigeon

My Determined Pigeon desperately wanted a condom to play with. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

My Determined Pigeon always carried a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a different thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

My Determined Pigeon looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly different thought, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

My Determined Pigeon desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would throw. It might be a fairly peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

My Determined Pigeon carried a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. It is considered to be an odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

My Determined Pigeon looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop having that done to it