The Jolly Pigeon

The Jolly Pigeon desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Pigeon always had with them a pen that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Pigeon desperately searched for a wig that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly bizarre activity, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Pigeon desperately needed a custard pie that they liked to demolish. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be wonderful. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Pigeon desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

The Jolly Pigeon always carried a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.