My Fat Pigeon

My Fat Pigeon desperately needed a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

My Fat Pigeon searched for a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.

My Fat Pigeon wanted a porno magazine that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

My Fat Pigeon looked for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

My Fat Pigeon desired a hat that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is miraculous. A hat is the item to opt for.

My Fat Pigeon wanted a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.