His Yellow Pigeon

His Yellow Pigeon often carried a bag of flour to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be simply life. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Yellow Pigeon looked for a dildo to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a curious proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item chosen.

His Yellow Pigeon found a melon that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow Pigeon often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally put on his head. It would have been a different exercise, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow Pigeon desperately wanted a set square that they would occasionally experiment on. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

His Yellow Pigeon desperately wanted a condom to demolish. It is a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen item.