The Purple Pigeon

The Purple Pigeon carried a can of Tango to put down their trousers. It might have been a peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

The Purple Pigeon looked for a sponge that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Purple Pigeon found a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Pigeon looked for a porno magazine to experiment on. It should be a fairly original idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Purple Pigeon desperately needed a piece of paper to demolish. It might have been a fairly curious activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Purple Pigeon desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.