My Hungry Pigeon

My Hungry Pigeon desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

My Hungry Pigeon desperately craved for a condom to hug. This could be considered a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a condom being the chosen item.

My Hungry Pigeon desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

My Hungry Pigeon desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be an unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was out of this world. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

My Hungry Pigeon desperately looked for a little monkey that they would cuddle. It would be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

My Hungry Pigeon desperately wanted a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.