His Grumpy Pigeon

His Grumpy Pigeon desperately wanted a ball that they would sometimes embrace. This could be considered a somewhat surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

His Grumpy Pigeon always had with them a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. It would be a fairly odd action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was stunning. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Pigeon desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes throw. It is a different undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be magnificent. A Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Grumpy Pigeon had a pint of cider that they would occasionally throw. It would be an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Pigeon desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it would be stunning. A sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

His Grumpy Pigeon searched for a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.