Her Troubled Pigeon

Her Troubled Pigeon always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Her Troubled Pigeon desperately craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Her Troubled Pigeon craved for a Harry Potter wand to put down their trousers. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

Her Troubled Pigeon craved for a magic 8 ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Troubled Pigeon craved for a bag of flour that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was fun. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled Pigeon desperately wanted a hat to eat. One might say this is a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a hat having that done to it