The Foolish Pigeon

The Foolish Pigeon desired a cup that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a new exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.

The Foolish Pigeon always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Pigeon desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to choose.

The Foolish Pigeon often carried a cheese grater that they would hug. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a cheese grater having that done to it

The Foolish Pigeon desperately looked for a tomato that they sometimes embrace. It might be a weird thought, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Pigeon found a pencil sharpener that they would often experiment on. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.