The Chinese Pigeon

The Chinese Pigeon often carried a cheese grater that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Pigeon desperately looked for a can of coke that they would sometimes worship. It should be a fairly original activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Pigeon found a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Pigeon carried a tomato that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Pigeon often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Pigeon always had with them a stapler that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to choose.