Retarded Pigeon

Retarded Pigeon desperately looked for a cup that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an exciting action, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Retarded Pigeon always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded Pigeon always carried a chocolate bar to rub on his belly. This seems an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Pigeon carried a sword that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sword being the thing opted for.

Retarded Pigeon carried a vibrator that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly new thought, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

Retarded Pigeon carried a toilet brush that they would share. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.