My Dodgy Pigeon

My Dodgy Pigeon desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. A bag of poop of all things.

My Dodgy Pigeon had a porno magazine to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

My Dodgy Pigeon desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Dodgy Pigeon craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

My Dodgy Pigeon wanted a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a set square is the item to choose.

My Dodgy Pigeon often carried a tomato that they liked to share. It was considered to be a strange thought, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato being the item selected.