Her Determined Pigeon

Her Determined Pigeon had a porno magazine that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a weird operation, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

Her Determined Pigeon had a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly different proposal, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Determined Pigeon carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Her Determined Pigeon always kept a condom that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was chosen.

Her Determined Pigeon needed a custard pie to break. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen item.

Her Determined Pigeon needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.