Their Famous Pigeon

Their Famous Pigeon found a pen that they would insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. A pen is the thing to choose.

Their Famous Pigeon craved for a pencil sharpener that they would worship. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was out of this world. A pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Famous Pigeon wanted a custard pie that they would put down their trousers. It was an astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

Their Famous Pigeon often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to worship. This seems to be an odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

Their Famous Pigeon often carried a condom that they would often eat. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item chosen.

Their Famous Pigeon desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly odd activity, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.