His Fat Pigeon

His Fat Pigeon had a toilet brush that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a strange thought, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

His Fat Pigeon needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

His Fat Pigeon wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

His Fat Pigeon craved for a stretchman that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the chosen item.

His Fat Pigeon owned a condom that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a condom of all things.

His Fat Pigeon desperately searched for a dildo to smash. It would have been a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a dildo having that done to it