My Foolish Pigeon

My Foolish Pigeon wanted a little monkey that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Pigeon needed a block of cheese that they would smash. One might find this to be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Pigeon desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes hug. It would be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

My Foolish Pigeon found a custard pie that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Pigeon desperately looked for a bottle of beer to put up their bum. It is a fairly different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

My Foolish Pigeon desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.