Her Determined Pigeon

Her Determined Pigeon had a can of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Determined Pigeon had a cheese grater that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who thought that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

Her Determined Pigeon desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often put down their trousers. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

Her Determined Pigeon carried a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

Her Determined Pigeon desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. A porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Her Determined Pigeon desperately wanted a tomato that they would often cuddle. It was a fairly unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A tomato was the thing that was opted for.