A Colourful Pigeon

A Colourful Pigeon desperately craved for a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. It should be an odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

A Colourful Pigeon always had with them a block of cheese that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was sublime. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

A Colourful Pigeon always carried a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

A Colourful Pigeon looked for a rubber chicken to eat. It might be an exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

A Colourful Pigeon always kept a sponge that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an unusual suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Pigeon desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who thought it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer of all things.