Their Red Pigeon

Their Red Pigeon desired a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a rubber chicken of all things.

Their Red Pigeon searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

Their Red Pigeon wanted a spade that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a different operation, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Red Pigeon needed a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Their Red Pigeon always carried a can of Tango that they liked to share. It might have been an extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

Their Red Pigeon desperately searched for a bottle of beer to demolish. It might have been a weird thought, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.