His Gentle Pigeon

His Gentle Pigeon desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

His Gentle Pigeon always kept a block of cheese that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who thinks it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

His Gentle Pigeon searched for a big sponge that they would try to nail to the wall. It was an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was epic. A big sponge being the item opted for.

His Gentle Pigeon always had with them a painting of a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was fun. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was selected.

His Gentle Pigeon desperately searched for a tomato that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly surprising action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

His Gentle Pigeon found a mug that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an exciting operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a mug of all things.