The Horny Pigeon

The Horny Pigeon craved for a piece of paper that they would often embrace. It should be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Pigeon always kept a bottle of wine that they would sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it would be exciting. Remarkably, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Horny Pigeon desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels it was wonderful. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Pigeon carried a sack of potatoes that they liked to eat. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Horny Pigeon desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes cuddle. One might consider this to be an astonishing action, to many, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Pigeon owned a stapler that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. A stapler was the item that was selected.