The Troubled Pigeon

The Troubled Pigeon desperately craved for a teapot that they sometimes experiment on. This is certainly a peculiar operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a teapot being the item opted for.

The Troubled Pigeon looked for a block of cheese that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Pigeon, who expected that the idea was entertaining. A block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Pigeon desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally experiment on. It might be an astonishing undertaking, to most, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

The Troubled Pigeon looked for a teapot that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original exercise, to my children, but not to the Pigeon, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Troubled Pigeon carried a vibrator that they liked to throw. It should be a funny suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Troubled Pigeon always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to cuddle. It might have been a fairly strange exercise, to me, but not to the Pigeon, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.