A Silly Pigeon

A Silly Pigeon desired a cheese grater to sleep with. It might be a funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

A Silly Pigeon desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who felt it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

A Silly Pigeon desperately desired a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Pigeon, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a wig was the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Pigeon desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Pigeon, who considered that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Pigeon desired a toilet brush that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Pigeon, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

A Silly Pigeon desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally share. It would have been an unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Pigeon, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.