My Retarded Poodle

My Retarded Poodle needed a sword that they would often cuddle. It is a fairly curious idea, to me, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a sword is the item to opt for.

My Retarded Poodle searched for a radiator that they would worship. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Poodle, who thought that this idea is entertaining. A radiator being the chosen thing.

My Retarded Poodle carried a set of lego that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to choose.

My Retarded Poodle desperately needed a set of lego that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

My Retarded Poodle found a bottle of coke that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

My Retarded Poodle found a toilet brush that they would often put on his head. This seems to be an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.