The Grumpy Poodle

The Grumpy Poodle looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Poodle, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Poodle desired a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Poodle, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Poodle wanted a cheese grater to throw. It would be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Poodle, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Poodle looked for a wig that they liked to annihilate It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Poodle, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Poodle desperately looked for a block of cheese that they would cuddle. This seems a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Poodle, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A block of cheese being the item selected.

The Grumpy Poodle always kept a dildo that they would occasionally hug. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.