A Ugly Poodle

A Ugly Poodle looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an astonishing action, to me, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

A Ugly Poodle looked for a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Poodle, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Poodle desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Poodle, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.

A Ugly Poodle desired a vibrator that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Poodle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.

A Ugly Poodle desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Poodle, who feels it would be breathtaking. A bottle of beer is the item to choose.

A Ugly Poodle had a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Poodle, who considered that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.